A man in India has vowed to protect a dog for life… so he married it. It’s not as magnanimous as it may sound. It was mainly to ward off a curse he felt was upon him when he killed a pair of dogs 15 years earlier.
His astrologer suggested the marriage after it was revealed that the man had clubbed a pair of mating dogs to death & hung them from a tree when he was a teenager. After the incident bad karma struck: he suffered a stroke, couldn’t move his left arm and legs and also turned deaf.
The man claimed an astrologer advised him that all his problems will be solved once he did the penance by marrying a female dog. Karma is a bitch! 
