An 18 year old drunk man driving his Camaro down the wrong side of the road in Durham, NC drove his car into a fence. The yard housed 4 dogs. So when the drunk man ran off, he stepped in dog shi* - er poop. 
The cops saw the shoe print in the pile & followed a stinky trail down the road. They saw a van swerving toward them & had the driver get out. They smelled alcohol on his breath & saw dog poop on his shoes.
The young man was charged with driving while impaired, drinking underage and released on $1,500 bail. He could not be reached for comment.
