Dogs Do The Darnedest Things

Due to the mishandling of pets in the baggage compartments of airplanes, baggage handlers of major airlines have been trying to renew confidence of traveling pet owners. So, when a pet carrier containing a dead dog arrived at one airport, the baggage department decided to take matters into their own hands. They immediately replaced the dead dog with a live one from a nearby shelter that resembled it perfectly. They placed the dog tags on the new dog and sent it to the passenger. When the passenger received her dog, she complained that this was not her dog. The manager asked how she knew. She replied, “My dog is dead!” D’oh!